The Letter C

The Letter C

Looks like a tilted smile.
It's as pretty as a rainbow.

It may be a grade in school,
But it's also a power cord.

It's a difficult, steep ramp,
But it makes a snake
That could conquer it.

Carrot
Candy
Cake
Captain
Camera
Cookie
Cage
Calculator

Insult Poem

Insult Poem
2 Four-Line Stanzas 

From the minute you walked in,
You sat down with you're ugly grin.
No matter how much they're paying,
We still don't know what you're saying.

Sittin' there with that disgusting hair,
It's like you tried to get by with a scare.
It's like you couldn't yell any louder.
No one really allowed her.

Haiku

No one really cares
We don't speak your whack language
You should just give up.